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WHAT IS
TATTOOED PLANET!?
WHERE IS
TATTOOED PLANET!?
Hey there, sugar. I’m Big John—
your dope lil'buddy here to guide you through the stickiness of Tattooed Planet!
I whipped up this sweet FAQ to answer your burning questions about what we are!
What is it? Why are there so many sexy weirdos in one place? What's a Big John?
Let's get you educated, shall we?


EL BARTO
WHAT IF I GET HUNGRY!?
Where can I get tickets!?
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